Trump claims Iran gave him a ‘very big and very valuable present’ that arrived today….but he won’t tell us what the supposed ‘present’ is.

    by Hornpipe_Jones

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    1. HorseLooseInHospital on

      and they sent us, I just got, and what I won’t say what the Hell it is, but they sent me something very nice ok, I said maybe they’re finally treating your President a Little Bit Fair, just a little, because I haven’t been treated fairly, you remember the Wonderful Impeachment Hoax, you remember that sucker, all because I did something called a Telephone Call, you know what that word is, Telephone, and I got off that Call, that very Nice Call that I did by the way, and they said to me, “Sir, you said Every Word Perfectly,” I said I know that Admiral, thank you but I knew that already, and they’re Begging and they’re Crying, Mr. Ukraine was Crying His Eyes Out, “please Sir, please, without the US, the United States, we’re gonna Turn To Dust,” I said I’ll maybe think about it, who knows, who the Hell knows what’s gonna happen, because nobody knows what’s happening, no, I’m the only one who knows what’s going on, it’s true, you think Kamallah could do 1% of what I do, no, she did Absolutely Nothing as Vice President, she was, Camilla’s Open Borders, that was a Terrible Thing, she Left The Gate Wide Open, just like, and I got up here, I said, I’m not gonna say it, I won’t talk about the Horribly Nasty Things she did, no, I can’t say that, I can’t say that she kept Something Else Open Too, I would never say that, you all know what I’m talking about

    2. The Constitution (Article I, Section 9) prohibits anyone in the US Government from receiving a personal gift from a foreign head of state without the consent of Congress.

    3. Prize. Present. He’s such a toddler. Seriously, how anyone can look at this man and think he’s competent is beyond me.

    4. Headline in 3-4 hours: “Iran refutes claim that it gave Trump any kind of present”

    5. I’ll buy this. A personal bribe to Trump has previously been demonstrated to be the most cost effective way of getting the US government to do something (until someone else buys him – ask Qatar right now)

    6. negativepositiv on

      “I’m considering ending the war. Iran made a very convincing bribe, and boy, do they know how much I can’t resist a bribe.”

    7. Not declaring presents from foreign countries is illegal. How big of a list of illegal activities does it have to be before enough is enough.

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